Гейтс и Windows в аду, а яблоки в раю :-p
Jan. 13th, 2016 04:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
phd_ruBill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
Steve Jobs: “Great! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
Bill Gates: “So…?”
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no–pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free….”
Найдено у arilou.
:-D
Steve Jobs: “Great! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
Bill Gates: “So…?”
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no–pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free….”
Найдено у arilou.
:-D
